7 Surprising Turns in Sexual Niches Designed to Make You Cum
When it comes to sexual attraction, there’s one universal truth: it’s delightfully, individually weird, or it could be. Whether it’s an inexplicable urge to swipe right on someone holding a pineapple or a full-blown passion for bonding over a paddle and a bright red arse, our preferences in sex make life richer, stranger, and a whole lot more exciting.
We’re not here to judge—it’s about celebrating the unique quirks that make sexual fantasies anything but boring. From the curious phobias that spice up relationships to philias that turn heads (in more ways than one), here’s a deep dive into the wonderfully odd or niche ways sexual fulfilment chooses its path and how you can take full control of your desires before they take control of you.
We’re going to ease you in gently, but expect the ride to get tough, spicy and smutty in places – places you might never have thought of. Let’s kick off with Venustrognathophilia…..
Venustrognathophilia – Sex with beautiful people with giant jaws
Yep, you read that right, intercourse with stunning women with excessive jaw jut. Spicy blow jobs are made extra special because of an additional inch of mouth space. Tickling the tonsils while biting your balls, multifunctional diversity that gives double the experience and twice the stimulation. There’s a variation on the theme which involves underwater sex with an element of peril or death by ejaculation on a shark. Swipe right if you’re kink is jaw-droppingly gorgeous!
Gelotolectrophilia: Electric shock sex
Gelotolectrophilial is the hard-on you get when you DTF with partners who give you a static shock every time they touch your body, made so much more intense as the voltage goes up. Don’t laugh or grin as your laughter turns into literal sparks flying, boot knocking with a shocking turn! Take this anyway you like but Emma Butt is electrofying, don’t take my word for it check her profile.
Nomohaphephilia: Unusual phone sex
Nomophobia is the fear of being without a phone, while Haphephobia is the fear of touch. Nomohaphephilia takes a dark turn when those three dots appear and then disappear without a reply, leaving you with your dick in your hand smacking the palm pilot. If this niche rings your bell, then a session with Rebecca More will give you way more than you asked for. Warning, there is no complaints department, and ghosting is par for the course.
Eproctoplushophilia: Plushies with a difference
Attraction to flatulence and cuddly plush toys, if plushies make you cum then this onces for you. The worst offender for this kinky activity is the amusing sports tennis ball, followed swiftly up the rear by Timmy Turtle; no wonder he has that look on his face. What happens when you combine a plush tennis ball, a turtle, and flatulence? Turtillustroflatuphilia. Not recommended with real turtles as they aren’t soft and compliant and will bite.
Shuttlebeltophilia: Cock and Ball Correction or CBT
Not to be confused with cognitive behavioral therapy, CBT is cock and ball tourture taken to extreme. Shuttlebeltophilia is one step further, stick a racket up your arse and get your shuttlecock smashed while serving a drop shot. Ball boys optional. If you’re looking for a dominatrix to inflict consensual pain on your submissive’s genitals, Cupid Escorts Ireland or Birmingham is your go-to. Our escorts will step on your balls in high heels or stap your dick into a chasity device and turn up the heat. I bet that’s got you dribbling into your net shot?
Interfiggingerphilia: When figging and edge play gets freaky
If you’re an edgy kind of person looking for an intense burning sensation, then Interfiggingerphilia is right up your alley. The practice is older than Grandma’s recipe box and is renowned for making you open to suggestions. Only experienced escorts in this field help you get your freak on. This kink is BDSM play with a side of exotic, so, as with spanking, flogging, and paddling, the pain is the essence of the game.
Hypnomimophilia: The hypnotizing act of watching yourself cum
This philia is all about working yourself into a trance while having mirror sex, masturbation elevated into a higher plane with the help of an erotic massage specialist who will embrace your kink while wanking your plank. That’s an act of catoptrophilia if ever there was one!
Whatever your kink, no matter how niche or vanilla, you can and should live out your worst nightmare or craziest fantasy. If you’re into age-play, bondage, auralism, breath play (nothing to do with yoga), blood or excrement fetish, foot-play, DD/lg or dirty talk, exhibitionism, dogging, spalshing, or bukkake you can make your dreams your reality.
If you’re looking for a partner for FinDom or fisting, piss-play or rimming, we have you’re back. Being into giants and sexual fantasies related to big girls brings a whole new meaning to BFG. Get fingered with quirofilia or go the whole hog with animal role play, if you have a praise kink (who hasn’t), you can get your ego boosted more than once. There’s even a kink for 1980s disco fans who love Black Forest gateau – discofondophilia. What this goes to show is that nothing is off the menu; you can have your cake and make someone else eat it.
It’s your fantasy, so make it a good one. If the only thing holding you back is the lack of a willing or unwill participant (CNC), then click the link and spill your load in any way you fancy.